Huh?

What the hell is a patio dress? Trying to find a photo of a muu muu, because that's what I'll probably be lounging around in while the abdomen heals, I came across this horrendous piece of clothing. I would not wear that if you paid me. Well, that's not true but it would have to be enough to pay off all of the credit cards.

In other fashion news, the empire waist is in and it is NOT flattering. I tried on a shirt and looked pregnant. I saw Sandra Bullock on the Ellen show today. That woman is tall and thin and she had an empire waist dolman sleeve top on and she looked pregnant. If Sandra Bullock looks bad in it, it's definitely not for the masses. Check it out on YouTube. This is actually a pretty good clip. Can't believe she ate the whole thing.